‘ahems and ahahs’

That’s right folks. I’ve moved to a new url, new blog, so much NEW!!!

So click and save and click again. I am tired of this design and the constant whoring of this name wordpress. I am wordpress no more.

What the internet knows about you.

I’m not sure why this is entirely necessary as an analysis. I mean how insecure can a guy be…apparently this insecure. Urinal protocol vulnerability.

Slang in the Great Depression. Less’n you’re a dumbcluck, you’re gonna open up that bazoo and speak the language that taught John Swartzwelder everything he knows.

I realize this is not a link exactly but it is still awesome.

Snark.

This blog is hilarious. And this post even more so: 60ish Literary Euphemisms for Masturbation.