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Ernest Lessons:

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Uncle Ernest’s Life Lesson of the Week:

DDD729F9214B43E7B6D22BF6FE97F56F1“I was nibbling on a lemon cookie this morning when I happened to view the drama that is nature. A small fly flew into a brown spider’s web. As the fly struggled in vain against the web and as I watched the brown spider creep ever closer to its prey, a lovely thought came into my mind, a revelation about life and the very essence of nature: you can take the girl out of Jersey, but not the Jersey out of the girl, a friend of mine from Jersey actually eats glass, I swear to god….glass!”

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Written by thebeliever07

July 26, 2009 at 8:24 am

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