What the internet knows about you.
I’m not sure why this is entirely necessary as an analysis. I mean how insecure can a guy be…apparently this insecure. Urinal protocol vulnerability.
Slang in the Great Depression. Less’n you’re a dumbcluck, you’re gonna open up that bazoo and speak the language that taught John Swartzwelder everything he knows.
I realize this is not a link exactly but it is still awesome.
This blog is hilarious. And this post even more so: 60ish Literary Euphemisms for Masturbation.