Ernest Lessons:

Uncle Ernest’s Life Lesson of the Week:

“It is often said that I am a man of excess. I find this hard to comprehend. I enjoy an occasional glass of wine. I also frequently enjoy a bit of rum in my drinks. And at times I have been known to sample a mojito or two or three. Still, the public eye insists that I am a man of excess. Crash a boat in the Pacific with 20 crates of tequila and the papers give you hell for life. Lesson of the Week: do not accept ‘double dares’ from friends. Apparently it is not possible to funnel tequila and navigate a boat all at the same time.”